I'm probably going to make a tshirt concerning Paris' run for the presidency. I figure, what the hell... this would punctuate the ridiculousness surrounding the fixed election. From what I've understood, there's so much dirt on Obama that McCain is a shoe-in. Obama has lied about lots of things that happened in his past, such as his Muslim schooling. That doesn't matter to me, but it sure will to older voters. America has no choice - just as its been since JFK.